Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
this hospital has no fireball
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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