That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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