i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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