And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
