Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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