just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
the liver wants what the liver wants
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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