She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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