How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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