She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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