I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize