it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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