He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You need a sexual gate keeper
whose parrot is this?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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