do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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