i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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