girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Who died my cat blue again?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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