yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Randomize
