i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
