All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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