i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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