okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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