let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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