does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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