I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
BRING THE BAGELS
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
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