I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
