i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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