My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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