The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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