What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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