It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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