You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
i out mim tonsoeep
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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