If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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