Is it normal to miss your booty call?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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