She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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