Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
it's like iHOP with fire
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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