So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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