I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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