My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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