whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I am naked and annoyed.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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