i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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