Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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