So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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