Non-Jews are for practice
i just had sex bonerless
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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