So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
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