I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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