Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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