STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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