He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
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Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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