WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
