Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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