if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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