brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Randomize
