real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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