you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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