You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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