Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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