does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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