I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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