you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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